Expertise:walking everywhere.carrying things in my bra.telling nicole long detailed stories that never happened.whipping food on my wall.hitting on 10 year olds.convincing nicole that i met micheal jackson at my church.hanging naked barbie dolls from my little sisters ceiling.storing food i dont want in my cheeks.skinney dipping.streaking down my street at 2 in the morning.laughing way hard.sniffing glue.peein my trash can.thinking of cheesy breakup lines with nicole.playing barbies when the powers out.giving nicole dryed up nail polish for her birthday.walking in stores without my shoes.accusing nicole of stealing my socks.matchbook ROMANCE.armor for sleep.ridin in my cruiser with nicki.dressin up and dancin like black girls with nicole.takin baths with nicole. dancin in thhe window for the pizza man.screaming and running away from the giant lobster ontop of red lobster.wearing zoro masks into mcdonalds and asking them if they sell carrots.